Her name is Kate, which is good because there was a Katherine up there before so that's easy. Kate has a bit of an artistic bent, does freelance photography and journalism, she likes Nick Cave, that's good, she has some great books on photography, I may borrow more of those. She's also decorating our stairs with pics.
I like it when I get nice neighbours, especially seeing as her lounge is above my bedroom. I like quiet time whilst I sleep, I just have to get that through the heads of the parrots that are slaughtering the berries in the trees out front, enough with the screeching when you eat, where are your manners. Enough with the purple poo all over my white car as well thanks very much.